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Wednesday, September 16th, 2009 | Author:

Drawn in High School.

This is an absolutely geeky joke that I think only biology/entomology nerds would get.

Never Ask A Bee For Directions

I think if I have time I’d like to revise the cartoon to make it more obvious that the bee is doing a very involved dance routine. Something you probably can’t see but there is a very small tattoo on the bee’s stomach that says “Disco God.”

If you don’t understand this joke then watch this:

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Thursday, April 30th, 2009 | Author:

Stop Staring at my Breasts

Drawn in High School.
I’m kinda embarrassed by how obvious this joke is.
I just assume every kid who finds out that that part of a chicken is called “breast” has this image in their head.

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Sunday, March 01st, 2009 | Author:

Let’s all die in peace.

Your allotted time has been used up and no matter how much we all miss you, you are gone.
Let’s not get dig up your corpse, prance it around to do whatever we want with you.

I would think that the people among the living would give at least that much respect to the deceased.

But apparently not:
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Hey John Lennon !

YOU ARE DEAD.
You shouldn’t even know what the hell a laptop is!

Who the hell decided it was OK to reanimate a corpse to have him shill laptops?!

Yoko Ono.. the corpse ventriloquist.

yoko

I tried with music but I guess I failed so let's do it with laptops! ... and don't forget to buy my hit album Give Peace A Chance: International Mixes on iTunes NOW!


They asked Yoko for permission to do this.

Why does Yoko get to decide what’s done to her dead husband?

There’s nothing said in marriage vows to suggest you can control the desecration of your spouse’s image after death.
It’s ’til Death do us part.

John’s dead. That’s it.

Any promises made during the marriage are null and void now.
He’s in the afterlife having the time of his afterlife, unencumbered by the marriage vows he took in this life.
While here amongst the living we’re taking his image and using it for whatever we want.

YOKO! STOP messing with John’s legacy and take the advice of the McCartney/Lennon song:
LET IT BE.

Until…. maybe after 100 years.

At some point historical icons become so removed from the modern world that it becomes kinda hilarious to desecrate historical figures.

A couple of good examples:

The Conan O’Brien: Lincoln Money Shot

Abraham Lincoln is probably one of the world’s greatest leaders of all time… but it’s been 200 years and the world needed to see this:

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Mary Todd is damn lucky.

Galileo Galilei, William Shakespeare  and Ben Franklin:

Tuesday, November 25th, 2008 | Author:

A short series of cartoons drawn in High School.
Suddenly I got more ambitious and moved from single frame cartoons to multi-framed cartoons based on a sort of storyline.

It’s a parody of the film Titanic.
Just in time, after almost 12 years since the release of the film!

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Wednesday, November 19th, 2008 | Author:

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Tuesday, October 14th, 2008 | Author:

Drawn in High School.
Again.. very much influenced by The Far Side.

If you’ve got a keen eye, you should be able to spot Waldo.

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Thursday, October 09th, 2008 | Author:
Bob's Bird Farm

Drawn in High School.
Inspired by my pet bird.

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Tuesday, October 07th, 2008 | Author:
Oh My God! Carl! Don't Move! You've got a man on your back!

Drawn in high school.

Very much influenced by the Far Side.

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Monday, October 06th, 2008 | Author:
Monkey Robots

Monkey Robots

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