My first blog entry.
What am I going to say?
I should start this off right.
I gotta set the tone for all future blog posts.
Establish the standard, the criterion upon which all posts will be compared to until my death.
One small step for me, one giant leap for blogkind.
My introduction to the world of blogging and everyone knows the importance of a good introduction.
This is the one that must stand the test of time.
Don’t make any references to the current events or anything that will make this post seem dated after 20 years into the future.
This will be the first one my children’s children will read.
The one that makes them think pappy was real cool back then instead of the slobberin’ pile of bones obsessed with eatin puddin’ that they know so well now.
Don’t say anything embarassing. Don’t mispell any werds. Use the right words or they’ll think your an idiot.
Here I go.. my first statement to the world:
AIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE! AHHHG! AHHG! AHHHG! AHHH! AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
What’re they all going to think?! I said it too loud! They’re going to leave obnoxious comments.
I didn’t mean to say it like Robin Williams with pie cream on his face like in Mrs. Doubtfire.
You dumb kids… you can’t remember Mrs. Doubtfire?! That movie with Robin Williams pretending to be an English nanny in order to spend time with his…. Duuude… you kids are dumber than Dan Quayle.
What else can I say to save this mess?! That blinking cursor ……in this giant white box… so vertical!.. so blinky!….It mocks me!!!
I want my puddin’! I said gimme my puddin’!
At least you know now that pappy’s always been embarrassing hisself, even when he was young enough to whoop you.